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🏴☠️🌊 Ahoy, Matey! You’re Invited to a Boat Bash Beneath the Waves! 🐚🐠
Your expected present value of excitement just shot above the baseline... it’s time for the annual 2025 SIAS Boat Party! 🥳⛴️🏴☠️🦜
Join us for a swashbuckling good time as we set sail for an epic Under the Sea & Pirate Party on the high seas! Whether you’re a mystical mermaid, daring pirate, or a creature from the deep, come dressed in your oceanic best and ready to party!
⌚ Boarding Opens 18:30 - Temple Pier
⛵ Cast off 19:00 sharp - Late arrivals face a 100% probability of missing the boat!
⛱️ Back to Shore 23:00...
🎯 Why Your Utility Function Loves This Party
👢 Risk Management Reminder
Even swashbucklers need sensible footwear on deck – we’re here to make waves, not loss claims.
🤔 Questions?
Email [email protected] and we’ll smooth any turbulence in your seafaring path.
As always, we have an after-party lined up after the boat party so you can keep the night going! So weigh anchor, load up your costume, and come calculate the probability of a whale of a time. We’re forecasting a 99.5th-percentile party! Sea you there, if ye dare… ⚓️🏝️